Honestly who would have thought that in a 30 year time society would have evolved from capitalist men with a capitalist men agenda claiming that a blue hedgehog cartoon is the same age as their target audience (conveniently and saving the world doing adult things etc) and that there’s a pink hedgehog who’s a girl obsessed with him

To teens fighting over uhh the fact that the pink hedgehog whose only trait at first was being obsessed with the blue hedgehog actually shouldn’t be because they’re supposedly a kid (they’re a pink hedgehog made of pixels) and that people who uhh play pretend with their little pixel fox and blue hedgehog and say they are in a relationship are horrible humans

This has got to be the worse fucking narrative